PMS

PMS is a real thing. I can go for almost a whole month feeling relatively happy and normal until the hormones go nuts and bring me along for the ride. I think PMS stands for:

Pocket of Miserable Shittiness
Pool of Masochistic Suffering
Probably going to be a Monster for Several days
Perfect Method for Self-destruction
Paranoid Mass of Suspicions
not Possible to Make Sense
Plethora of Maniacal Symptoms
Passing Mirages of Serenity
Please love Me, Sir!